Quick synopsis: In a bid to stop the sun from dying, the Earth launches Project Hail Mary, full of Grace.
Thoughts going in/expectations: This should be good, I’ve been waiting for almost a year since I first saw the trailer.
There’s a moment in Project Hail Mary (PHM, pronounced Pa-ham) which perfectly encapsulates my feelings towards it. Ryland Grace (Ryan Gosling) is walking away from Rocky, both characters having completed their mission and are free to go back home. As Grace walks back to his ship, he keeps pausing and looking back, delaying leaving because he doesn’t want this moment to end. Even through the beauty, both characters drag it out. That’s like this film. It’s so scared of closure that it keeps adding more and more in the closing section. The closing moment itself is good, but the journey could be significantly shorter.
I also have issues with the visuals. For 95% of the time, they are absolutely stunning. But some of the exterior shots of the spaceships look like a kid holding plastic toys in front of a green screen; you can almost hear the “vroom vroom, pow pow pow”.
That’s it. At the time of writing, that’s all the negatives I can think of. Otherwise? This was stunning. It’s one of those films which is better if you haven’t seen the trailer, because some of the plot points heavily focused on in the trailer don’t occur until relatively late. But you won’t mind, because even the moments until those are incredible. Visually, this is incredible. We don’t see much of other planets, but when we do, they’re breathtaking. This is a movie that deserves to be seen on a big screen. The scenes set on Earth are pretty standard, but there are some cool moments at the end where we see the effect the weather has had on the world. T
It’s not just the visuals: the script is interesting enough to keep you invested throughout. Moments of narrative beauty keep you on the edge of your seat, fully buying into what the movie is selling. The relationship that Grace has with Rocky is very sweet. Gosling works best when he has someone to play off, so it’s smart that not only do we have Rocky, but we also have flashbacks of Grace’s time on earth intercut throughout the movie. We see the preparation for the launch and how he reacted to what was happening. If everything took place chronologically, then it would take far too long to get him into space, so the audience will tune out. And without the flashbacks, we’d have long periods where his character is on his own, which would be robbing him of his charm. I’m not often a fan of flashbacks in films which are supposed to be about isolation, but it works here. Slight downside: the way the flashbacks are presented to us makes it look like he’s only just remembering those moments as we see them, and I’m still not 100% certain whether that was the case or not. If it were, then it could have got away with having the flashbacks be a bit more fragmented and non-linear, as memories often are. If they’re not, then they shouldn’t have introduced them just as he’s coming back from a bout of amnesia. Again, a minor flaw.
I’ve criticised 2026 for poor movies, so I am immensely grateful that something like Project Hail Mary exists. This isn’t just storytelling; this is magic. It’s a LONG film, but you won’t want to leave at any point. Genuinely one of the best films I’ve seen in a long time. The characters are great, the visuals are great, plus Sandra Huller delivers an incredible Harry Styles cover. Side note: is Sign Of The Times a modern classic? I think it might be.














Batman v Superman are siting him as the best thing about it; but as my co-producer said, this is recasting, so we have to recast. So I choose the grizzled British badass himself Clive Owen because… well look at him. Those eyes. That chin! He’s shown he has the charm and wit to play a convincingly smarmy Bruce Wayne in films like Closer, and the action experience and intensity to be a terrifying Batman. Again another older pick, so realistically there would be a restriction to how long he could play the part, but who cares!


of 2011’s Hal Jordan Green Lantern film, I think a change of pace with the hero is needed. Now Michael B. Jordan maybe a bit young to play the part, but he’s a fast rising star who’s already proven himself to have the chops to carry a film and do action well, so a younger take on the character could easily work, and add some needed levity to the DCCU. Honestly Jordan would make the perfect Cyborg too, having already voiced the character in Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, but we didn’t include him on this list because well, who thinks of Cyborg when you think of the Justice League!
Ryan Gosling
Because despite the last trailer giving WAY too much away, who isn’t going to see this film? It’s Batman fighting Superman…for at least a third of the film anyway. And despite that trailer there’s still hope. The idea that Batman is turned against Superman because of the chaos he caused in Man of Steel is good screenwriting; it makes sense from a character point and helps bring the films together. The casting is also very solid, with Batfleck actually looking to be one of the best iterations of the Dark Knight yet. But we all still need to take a step back to wait and see whether Jesse Eisenberg’s Lex Luthor is the trainwreck everyone is HOPING it will be, or whether like Keaton and Ledger before him he will turn in a great performance despite the naysayers. I have no idea, but I at least love how much fun he seems to be having.
two superhero films because I didn’t want it to be inundated with them, and I wanted this to be a cut away from a lot of most anticipated lists by not just focusing on the big blockbusters coming our way (but saying that I am looking forward to Civil War and Dr Strange).




Disney’s next animated film after the disappointing Big Hero 6 (and fuck you it wasn’t that good) brought to us by the directing duo behind some of Disney’s greatest films (
Kubo and the two strings: August 19

Ben Affleck finally took a break from acting to get back to his much more interesting career as a director, with this follow up to Argo. Adapted from another 
The second film this year from Indie director superstar Noah Baumbach, after his critically acclaimed While We’re Young, which was…okay. But he makes up for it here in this sharply funny and very earnest film about adult life, facing your limitations, and the fact that the people who act the happiest rarely really are. All as seen from the POV of an introverted university student as she gets to know her new manic pixy hipster step-sister. Again a bit of a plot-less film, but the shear energy Greta Gerwig brings to her role, and the zany dynamic she and every other character has, takes this film and its characters to a whole other level, and then turns the comedy around to look at the tragedy of it all. It’s possibly his best work since The Squid and the Wale.
From the director of Anchorman of all people comes the other awesome investigative film of the year, and don’t believe the trailers, that is what this film is. Selling itself as some form of Ocean’s 11 but about the 2008 Credit Crunch, what this film actually turned out to be is a very in-depth and detailed look into all the fraud and corruption the Bank’s did to cause the financial crash. And it’s told from three different parties separately looking into it, each group led by an outstanding Christian Bale, Steve Carell, and Brad Pitt. But the trailer didn’t completely lie; this is a comedy (if a thrilling emotional one), with most of the big laughs coming from an enjoyably
sleazy Ryan Gosling who narrates the film while also having his own place in it, trying to explain to us the inner workings of stock broking, and introduces some ridiculous celebrity cameos. Surprisingly well directed, and masterfully written and acted, it has a few bums and clunks in its tone, but is much more than the fast and funny caper the trailer tried to sell it as.
of felt bad if I didn’t mention it somewhere, but that’s far from the biggest reason it’s here. The Voices is a delightfully quirky black comedy from the director of Persepolis (because of course), led by a possibly career best Ryan Reynolds as a mentally ill serial killer who talks to his dog and cat. If that doesn’t sell it to you, nothing will. This film revels, revels, in its warped quirky darkness, and manages to be simultaneously, outlandishly funny, disturbingly dramatic, and just plain charmingly odd because of it. It’s a film with a bonafide destiny to be a cult classic, for the people who like their comedy, dark, violent, and silly. And with this, 
The oddest but most accurate description I’ve heard for this 70s set coming of age dramedy, is that it’s the spiritual sequel to Inside Out…now they don’t mean that the titular teenage girl has a bunch of voices in her head, but is instead referring to that it follows the growing development of a young soon to be woman. As Inside Out ends with Riley on the cusp of teenhood, The diary of a teenage Girl picks up a few years later with a fifteen year old girl’s sexual awakening (forgive me for using the word sexual in the same sentence as Inside Out), and that’s what the film is about in a nutshell; sex. It’s about the first time and the times after that, it’s about becoming comfortable with yours and other’s bodies;
it’s about experimenting and working out what gets you off, and then finding the limits. And I have SUCH respect for this film, because it’s about a fifteen year old’s sexual awakening and it shows it. There are no cutaways or clever angles, you see all of her, and that adds such authenticity to her and her story; because the fact that the film doesn’t shy away from you, means you don’t shy away from it; through every sweet, funny, and emotional moment, on this journey to the end of innocence and the start of everything else.
that’s the perfect mix of cynicism and cheese ball romance, of those little moments and grand gestures. And is the best non-blockbuster/ Edgar Wright film Simon Pegg has ever done. Following a 30 something woman in a romantic rut, she ends up stealing someone else’s blind date, and going on an amazing date with them instead. Now with that set-up this could have easily turned into a basic liar revealed plot, but I’m happy to say it doesn’t (if it did would it be here), and instead goes off in much sweeter and funnier directions. It’s definitely one of the funniest films of the year, and the perfect date movie for people who hate date movies.
This is just funny. Yeah it’s sweet, raunchy, and romantically mature too at times, but mostly it’s just funny. Jason Sudeikis and Alison Brie make a strong double act, playing two sex addicts who start a platonic friendship to try and help each-other deal with their relationship issues, and of course fall in love along the way. So it does get a bit too cliché at the end, but the journey there is so fun and so tastefully raunchy it’s still definitely worth a watch.
Diary of A Teenage Girl, this is the other film pushing the boundary for ‘comedy’ this year. Not because it isn’t funny, it’s filled to the brim with funny teen angst and witticisms, but it’s also about a girl dying of cancer, and this isn’t no Fault in Our Stars shit (I say actually liking that film), and stays far away from schmaltz, opting for a much bleaker and deadpan look at teen life and death, and has no quorum ramping up the seriousness and heart wrench when the time comes. Now it maybe too self-indulgent and referential for some people and it definitely reeks of 90’s teen dramedy at times, but past that I found a very earnest and true look at teen life on the outside and at dealing with death, that really captures the teenage voice.