Bottoms (2023) Review

Quick Synopsis: PJ and Josie are two teenage girls who decide to start a fight club to meet women.

This film is super gay, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. More films should do this, not hide behind “oh they’re experimenting” or “they’re good friends”, just have teen characters who know their sexuality. It’s also good to see gay characters who aren’t walking cliches or are super confident and perfect, but are instead awkward and just as ridden by neurosis and feelings of inadequacy as heterosexual teen characters. Bottoms is a film that is painfully aware of teen movie tropes, and lampoons the hell out of them. The hero worship of student-athletes? Turned to 11 here, with star footballer (of the hand-egg variety, not the “predominantly uses a foot to kick a ball” variety) Jeff (played by Nicholas Galitzine) having a literal mural painted of him on the school walls. He’s also shown as not just a bit of an arse, but also borderline sociopathic, with the faculty members letting him get away with it because of his ball-handling skills. The “local school rivalries” plot you normally get in these films? Again, turned up to 11 by having the feud involve torture and ritualistic murder. To enjoy this you need to be able to go where the film takes you. You can’t sit there and be anal, picking holes in how unrealistic it is, you have to be able to just accept certain things as being true in the universe created by it.

If it was badly written, then this would fail. The script is incredibly well done, with jokes coming faster than you can catch them, whilst still finding room for genuine heart and emotion. The characters are likeable, and the performances are good enough that you almost forget the leads are played by people almost in their 30s. Rachel Sennott who plays PJ also had a hand in the script, so it would be easy to disparage her casting by saying “Oh, she’s only in it because she’s involved in production” but her performance completely justifies her casting. You can tell that she actually remembers being a teen, and the awkwardness and weirdness of that. It’s comparable to how Nicola Coughlan was a believable teen in Derry Girls despite being in her 30s, especially when compared to US teens in shows like Gossip Girl. The only part I didn’t like about Sennott was I was trying to remember where I knew her from, Bodies Bodies Bodies in case you were wondering. Ayo Edebiri (better known from The Bear) is also perfect in this. Her performance in The Bear requires her to be kind of pretentious and overconfident, she’s the complete opposite in this, but handles it perfectly. Almost as if she’s…..acting! *shock* My personal favourite performer is Ruby Cruz as Hazel, absolutely adored her, her body language and vocal performances were so damn good and I couldn’t help but come out of this film and assume that Cruz is like that in real life.

So in summary, I absolutely loved this. It was described as the horniest and most violent film of the year, that’s not quite the case but is among my personal favourites of 2023. It is pretty damn violent, and the final fight is cinematic genius. It’s also incredibly funny, with a fantastic laugh-per-minute ratio. I want to see more films like this; well-written comedies with heart and unabashed wackiness. Just next time, can you think of a better title? Every time I said “I’m going out tonight to watch Bottoms” I had to clarify I was watching a film, not staring at butts.

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

Quick synopsis: A group of 20 year-olds party in a mansion during a hurricane and decide to play a party game. The bodies start piling up, as does the tension.

Occasionally a film completely dies because of the ending. My hatred for Unfriended and The Gallows partly comes from how much they fucked up the final minutes of their respective runtimes (or in the case of Unfriended, the final 2 seconds). This did the opposite, the final minute or so of this film completely saved it. Before that, I enjoyed it, but it was slightly frustrating and felt kind of unfocused.

The ending changes everything. It does what an ending like this should do. It recontextualises everything that happened before and makes you want to watch it again. It does have the slight downside of turning it slightly into a farce, but it works. The audience in the screen I was at seemed to enjoy it, and there was a delightful 10 second period where everybody in the audience knew it was happening and was just waiting with bated breath. Before that, it is an enjoyable watch, don’t get me wrong. It’s funny, looks great, and is full of good performances.

On the subject of performances, a lot of people have highlighted Rachel Sennott, making a point to talk about how good her performance is. It’s…..alright I guess. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with it, but it didn’t really stand out to me. In my head when I try to recall it, for some reason I can’t picture her performance, instead I imagine all her scenes playing out the same, but with her replaced with Jessica Knappett. To me, the real highlight was Maria Bakalova. She graced our screen in the Borat sequel a few years ago, you know, when COVID was around and people in America were being openly racist to the point where it looked a bit violent and scary, thank god that’s not the case anymore. Here, she shows that her performance in that was not a fluke, she is, in fact, very talented, just as much in scripted as she was in the more improvised setting of Borat.

The other performances are good, and almost everybody comes out looking good. I think it helps that outside of Bakalova, Lee Pace, and Pete Davidson, I didn’t really know the performers in this. They were all fresh talents to me which allowed me to go in without preconceptions about who they are. Pace and Bakalova are talented enough to overcome them anyway, Davidson? Still a little unsure. I only know him as a performer through brief glimpses of SNL sketches I’ve come across, so I don’t know enough to judge him fully but it really does seem like he’s just playing himself in this. There’s nothing in it that feels like a “performance”, instead just feels like they filmed him on set.

It’s nice to see gay representation on screen, especially this openly. Normally it’s reduced to “they shared a look”, “oh look, they alluded to something” so they can get plausible deniability (or edit it for certain markets). This is a film that’s open with sexuality, and I can’t help but feel that part of that is because the director (Halina Reijn) isn’t American, she’s Dutch, which means she doesn’t have the same puritanical attitude to sex as an American director would. Also, when she shows lesbian physical affection on screen she doesn’t do it for a male gaze, which makes it seem more real and less “performative”, there’s genuine affection in the physicality here. This is her first English-language feature that she’s directed, when I heard that I assumed she had a long career in Dutch cinema. This is the work of someone who is comfortable behind a camera and knows the best way to express a script. But she’s only directed two films before this, and one of them was a short (For The Birds). That astounds me, I really hope this film is a success and it leads to a long career for her, if she’s this good now, I want to see what she’ll be like 3 films down the line.

The look for this is unique, the darkness combined with the neon lights gives the whole thing a slight “drunken party” vibe. The music also helps add to this. Very female-fronted rap and dance. Essentially it’s Frat-House Horror, the type of film you watch with a group of friends while drunk and high.

On that note, if EVER a film was crying out for some Ashnikko it’s this, I mean, Charli XCX is great too, but she’s not giving us lyrics like “you better stock up on tissues, jacking off to all my pictures”. That kind of open sexuality and party vibes would suit this film perfectly. It’s a minor gripe I know, but it feels so obvious that I have to say it.